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  • bslraju
    05-27 11:31 AM
    May I make a sincere suggestion. Please, go back to school, take a course in English grammar, writing mechanisms and reading comprehension. People can better respond to you, when they understand whatever is it you are asking. You may also be able to file as a qualified EB2 applicant. No pun intended.


    Thank you for your advise and hostility. I understand your frustration.
    I was in hurry when I was posting it. How ever I have deleted it and I will follow what you said.
    My sincere advise to you is better you learn how to answer to a question and
    focus on things along with correcting others.
    It would have been nice if you post some useful reply which would help some one.





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  • snthampi
    11-18 08:27 PM
    You need to provide a delivery address where blue-dart delivers. It will let you move forward once you update the address. I can vaguely remember that there is a link to edit the delivery (courier) address.





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  • lonedesi
    10-20 03:27 PM
    Thank you guys for all your responses. Appreciate you letting me know your experience in this regard.





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  • Totoro
    05-18 07:23 AM
    Probably he is talking about the conditional green card one gets after marrying a US citizen

    If I understand right, you only jeopardize your chances if you divorce within 2 years. Another option is separation. And of course there is the third option, and that is to try and work it out with her husband.



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  • Pasquale
    01-14 09:50 AM
    That's neat glos :D





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  • GC_Optimist
    08-15 03:33 PM
    I received my Receipts now for I-485.Is there any process to expedite AP while filing .(based on family death). I'm applying for it now.



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  • sledge_hammer
    01-15 12:44 PM
    Since when did the regime in China become "rouge"?

    This should pose no problem. My uncle who was also an ex Army officer got B1 to visit his kids here. I also have a friend who is retired from the Army and is now on H1 also waiting for GC. Only problem will be for Army personel of Rouge regimes like China, North Korea, Libiya, Iran, Some African countries and Kamer Rouge etc.





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  • pappu
    09-18 05:23 PM
    If any IV member works in the university, could you find out if there are any Indian and chineese assistant professors that have joined in the recent past. Such people might have applied in EB2 through university and will be retrogressed.

    Also pls get in touch with post-docs in your universities and inform them about IV. Hopefully some of them might be willing to help us with the interview.



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  • pkv
    06-07 01:59 PM
    is there nobody with info/experience on this????





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  • poorslumdog
    10-11 08:08 PM
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  • waitin_toolong
    11-08 02:04 PM
    show your H1 documents as well as EAD at SSN office.
    it does not matter how you get SSN.

    even if you get SSn based on H1 only you will be fine.





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  • asaseed
    12-12 12:38 PM
    Hi,

    I had one A# on my EAD (during OPT), as xxx-xxx-xxx, which was expired after OPT was end. Then, after I filed my I485 application, I obtained another A# showed on I-797C form, as Axxxxxxxxx. So I am quite comfused that which one is my current A#. Does A# change with our status? Thanks.



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  • gc_buddy
    12-02 01:06 AM
    We got an RFE on my wife's I-485 requesting for copy of marriage certificate. Our priority date is August 2005. ND is September 05, 2007.

    Anyone else in the same boat? Does this mean USCIS has began processing the 2005 apps?


    Not really. There appears to be no orderly fashion. My PD is June 2007 EB2. I got an RFE on My I 485 in May 2008.





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  • dwhuser
    06-15 01:02 PM
    My husband is the primary applicant for our GC application and he's on bench since Feb 2009. We have valid EAD and AP's. We are planning to travel using our AP for a 3 week visit to India. He still has a valid H1B, since his payroll is not running for the last 4 months his employer suggested him to move into his EAS status. When we asked the attorney if we need to apply somewhere to move to EAD status from H1B he said we donot need to.
    Our question....Is it sensible to travel on AP him being unemployed?



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  • popoye
    04-27 12:28 PM
    receiving RFE during 485 stage has become more of a common thing. Dont worry about it. Once you get the letter, prepare a response with the right evidence with the help of the attorney, and you should be fine.





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  • zico123
    04-19 08:55 PM
    My lawyer received my H1B approval in the mail yesterday. Online status said approved on 15th. But lawyer said that I will have to pick it up from India. Otherwise I'll have to file an amendment. I am guessing it is form I-797B (no I-94)

    Anyone else in similar situation with any information?

    Case:
    * Regular quota (65k) Premium processing @ VSC
    * Receipt date: April 9th (via email)
    * Approved: April 15th (checked online status)
    * Lawyer received mail approval on April 18th (US Postal Mail)
    * Planning on taking Kaplan course from June - September which can be extended till Oct



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  • pappu
    02-11 10:23 AM
    On the contrary I think IV forum can be stress relievers. One can share their pain, anxiety, news and questions with other people in the same boat.





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  • atlgc
    11-12 11:49 AM
    hello

    i am applying for german airport transit visa

    i am travelling from chicago-frankfurt-bangalore on nov 30th and returung on dec20th bangalore-frankfurt -chicago

    in the application there is a question for date of arrival/departures

    do i need to palce nov3oth and dec20th


    any help/experiences are appreciated





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  • ragz4u
    03-08 09:48 PM
    There is no posted transcript yet on the Website - how did it go?

    As expected, Lou Dobbs was absolutely anti-immigration, while Specter was his usual no-nonsense self. Nothing interesting at all

    This is available at http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0603/08/ldt.01.html


    DOBBS: It has already declared a state of emergency because of the crisis at the border between Arizona and Mexico as has another Democrat, Governor Bill Richardson of New Mexico.

    By our estimates, there are as many as 20 million illegal aliens now in this country. Three million illegal aliens cross the border every year. The U.S. Senate is now considering three different bills on border security and illegal immigration.

    All share a common theme, creating so-called guest worker programs. Senator Arlen Specter is the author of one of the bills. He joins us tonight from Capitol Hill. Senator Specter of course the Chairman of the Senate Judiciary committee. Senator, good to have you here.

    SEN. ARLEN SPECTER, (R-PA) JUDICIARY CMTE. CHAIRMAN: Thank you for the invitation, Lou.

    DOBBS: Senator, you're in markup. How did it go today? Are you near completion?

    SPECTER: Well, we are really just getting started. We have scheduled four markups. The leader would like to bring the bill to the floor by March 27th. We're going to try to do that but we're not going to rush it. We're going to take the time we need to go through the issues thoroughly and come to a balanced judgment.

    DOBBS: Senator Hillary Clinton today spoke out on U.S. immigration policy. She said Congressman Sensenbrenner's immigration bill, which passed the House as you know, and is now in the House Judiciary Committee, would be, quote, an unworkable scheme to try to deport 11 million people, which you have to have a police state to try to do. How do you react to her comments?

    SPECTER: Well, I think we need border security. And the House passed bill goes a long way in that direction and I think that's an important aspect that has to be balanced.

    I think when you have 11 million or more undocumented aliens, you have to find a way to bring them out of shadows. At the same time, you do not want to reward people who have broken the laws. So we do not want amnesty program. And my job as chairman is to hear all points of view, to analyze them thoroughly, to discuss them and to see if we can't find a way to bring people out of the shadows, not necessarily put them in line for citizenship, but to try to eliminate having them in a fugitive status.

    And if they want to become citizens, to go through the processes which comport with the law.

    DOBBS: Senator, when you say in the shadows, this is the language of lot of, frankly, a lot of pro-illegal immigration and open border's advocates, as I think you know.

    They're seldom if the shadows as we look at Home Depots, where we see day laborer, aggregating. They make up about 20 percent, by most estimates, of the labor working in construction. They make up just about half, if not more, of all farm labor as you know in this country. We do not know precisely how many people here. Estimates as I reported earlier ranges high as 20 million. You have used a number of 11 million.

    How is it that the United States government does not know nor do we have a way, as far as I know in the United States government, the federal government, to come up with a count of how many people we're talking about? And isn't that important as we apply your efforts at coming to compromise and conciliation? SPECTER: Well, it would be very, very helpful, Lou, if we knew precisely how many undocumented aliens, illegal aliens, were in the country if we knew where they were. When you talk about the shadows, if you have a program which says we're going to ferret them out, we're going to arrest them, we're going to deport them all.

    Maybe the shadow's is a bad expression. Maybe a better expression would be that would turn them into fugitives. What we want to do is to try to find some way to get our hand on the problem.

    We know that they take a lot of jobs where others don't want to take them. At the same time, we are aware of the fact that they depress salaries downward if they weren't available. They would be more compensation. We're juggling a lot of balls at the same time and nobody has tackled this problem for a long time and it's been thrust upon the Judiciary Committee and we're going to try to deal with it.

    DOBBS: Well, Senator, we all wish you luck on that and the idea that the president likes to use the expression, willing workers and willing employers. In this case they're illegal employers and they're illegal aliens that are being exploited and it's not certainly the kind of thing I would -- certainly knowing your background, know that you would like to see continue. And I'll just throw in one pitch to you, Senator, if I may.

    SPECTER: Sure.

    DOBBS: Why don't you punish, punish, punish, illegal employers because they're exploiting people a way that is so un-American and is, frankly, doesn't reflect well on us and for people to defend it is, to me, unspeakable.

    SPECTER: As you may know before I became a senator, I was a district attorney, a prosecutor. A big part of my job at that time was to punish them and I think when people violate the law, we ought to bring them into compliance, and a punishment is a part of it. I know how to do that.

    DOBBS: Indeed you do. And Mr. Chairman, it's good to have you with us. Senator Arlen Specter.





    jonty_11
    07-11 02:44 PM
    Yes. Its simple math. But if it was 10K visas a year, then why did they have to jump forward by more than 2 yrs? Nobody knows how USCIS works internally. The math that v have and the one that they have differ a lot and unexpected things (for good or bad) happen all the time.
    in 1999-2000 ISNAmerica group was formed by immigrants affected by backlogs...it dissipated with the AC21 rule being passed...I hope and pray that immigrationvoice does not go away like that... We need a permanent entity to fight not just the unjust laws of the land but also anti immi groups - who want to close the door behind them.





    immilaw
    09-15 02:04 PM
    i remember IV team was earlier posting messages asking members to send questions because they have enough room to accomdate those in the same week. so i think the number of question is less now. this might be one of the reason we have conference call with lawyer once in two weeks.

    if they get more questions in future, they can have atleast one conference call per week or they can extend it 2-3hrs too. once we get more publicity and if our members count (and questions) are doubled or tripled, we can we have more sessions with same or different lawyer. what do you think?

    Sounds like a plan. Thanks for replying.



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