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  • tnite
    10-16 01:28 PM
    - 485/765/131 submitted in Aug. Receipts are in with Oct 1 as the date. Why would they mark a date in October on the notice even though they physically received the applications on Aug 15th?

    - Should I be receiving an EAD 90 days from Aug 15th or Oct 1?
    Contact USCIS and let them know that the application was delivered on Aug 15th.Open a service request.

    - My H1 will expire by the end of the year. Should I be concerned? Do I have to do anything if I receive the EAD before it expires? Assume a case where I get my EAD approved and for some reason, my wife who is on H1, fails to get her EAD before the end of this year. Do I have to file for her extension, or take some other action?
    H1B expiring shouldn't be of concern.Once your H1b expires you are in Adjustment of Status.Inform your employer to change the employer verification details in I9. Ask him use the EAD instead of H1B.
    As far as your wife is concerned it still doesnt matter whether she gets her EAD or not before her H1 expires.But she cannot continue to work once her
    H1B expires until she receives the EAD .If I were you I would extend both the H1b and stay on h1b until possible.

    - When can a person safely switch his/her employer? 180 days after filing the application or after receiving I485 approval?

    180 days after filing for 1485 provided your I140 was approved.

    - Can a spouse work on the basis of the receipt notice from USCIS, or does she need to have the EAD approval?
    NO.She needs EAD card. Approval notice cannot be used to work.Thats illegal.
    - How long (currently) would it take to receive the Green Card in hand? Are there enough numbers available with USCIS to allot GCs to almost everyone who qualifies?
    Once approved anywhere from 7-30 days you might get the GC by mail.
    I dont know whether there are enough numbers.I won't even speculate.

    - Would I get the fingerprinting notice directly or would my employer receive it?
    You would get a copy of the FP notice.

    - What other formalities would be left after (assuming) 485/765 are approved?
    765 is EAD.Its a interim benefit while your 485 is in process.485 is for adjustment of status.Once 485 is approved you get the GC. There are no formalities.Have fun and njoy
    - Does anyone know of a good site that shows a workflow of all these stages in a Green Card process?

    check out this 485 SOP (http://www.immigration.com/newsletter1/uscissopprocd.pdf)and there are more if you can google it.
    Goodluck





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  • sbabunle
    01-04 03:55 PM
    So we are over 8000 strong. Lets target 10,000 by Jan 15?





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  • webm
    08-08 07:21 PM
    So whats the verdict ? Can we work on EAD receipt notice if the EAD could not get renewed in time ?


    No i dont't think so as per the new 245(k) memorandum..:( see this article on http://www.immigration-law.com

    08/08/2008: Unauthorized Employment Before or/and after I-485 Filing and Importance of Revisit of Recently Released 245(k) Memorandum





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  • gc_seeker_2001
    01-30 11:05 AM
    Any feedback on this is appreciated.



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  • paskal
    10-23 03:39 AM
    here is your chance to put some faces to names ... or nick names/user id's
    join in and take the opportunity to hear plans for the chapter and offer your own views. we all know our fight for fairness is not over by a long shot- let's start preparing for the next round!





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  • GCwaitforever
    06-20 02:39 PM
    I sent my reply with subject: "LA Documentary - Not in the area".



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  • ajju
    09-23 06:42 PM
    soft LUD on a case 1 no. ahead of you or 1 no. behind you = very soft LUD on your case. Isn't everybody is smart enough to calculate the formula for very-raised-to-the-power-of-n soft LUD now.

    Very Very Soft LUD = when 1 case before you and 1 after you.. is touched (Soft LUD) not necessarily consecutive cases :D





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  • veni001
    02-03 02:41 PM
    There's thousands of threads that talk about porting. I don't think there's any need to re-iterate those topics again.

    Specially from the crappy source you had provided.

    One word worth millions, so you are more than welcome to say what ever you want to!
    But, when we say something is wrong we should know what is right in the first place, we are more than happy to accept the truth, if you can share with us.
    Like it or not reality is tough to digest almost all the time. Let's hope our brothers and sisters will not fall prey to the evil employer(s):(



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  • brij523
    02-17 04:33 PM
    Anyone from GA. Please confirm your participation.

    Thanks





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  • dvb123
    02-15 02:25 PM
    1) The per country limit for countries is 7% and for dependency is 2% . The FAM manual lists dependencies. Greenland is listed as a dependency. Greenland became an integral part of the Kingdom of Denmark in 1953.


    FAM Manual

    http://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&q=..._ta2BfQz-cTCTg

    2) If Greenland which is a part of Denmark can be listed as a dependecy be classified as dependencies and given their 2% share each why cannot overseas Union Territories of India be classified as dependencies

    Union Territories of India which are Islands (overseas from the governing foreign state i.e. India)

    Andaman and Nicobar Islands
    Dadra and Nagar Haveli
    Daman and Diu
    Lakshadweep


    http://india.gov.in/knowindia/union_territories.php

    United Nations list of Non-Self-Governing Territories - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...ng_Territories





    3)


    22 CFR 40.1 - Definitions. - Code of Federal Regulations - Title 22: Foreign Relations - vLex

    (f) Dependent area means a colony or other component or dependent area overseas from the governing foreign state.

    http://cfr.vlex.com/vid/40-1-definitions-19720333



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  • GB2India
    08-18 08:56 PM
    Can you apply for AC21 for a normal promotion progression from analyst to manager....the job is same but the manager job has additional managerial responsibilities.





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  • isserializable
    04-28 09:09 AM
    can somebody please shed some light on this one?



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  • nixone
    07-30 05:02 PM
    I applied on April 17th and got it approved on May 30th.

    EB2 or EB3? Master's degree or BS + 5 years?





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  • Leo07
    10-09 06:55 PM
    Basically, the VB just says that "Even though you waited for however number of years, gone through all the pains with employers, you are NO closer to getting GC than you were a month ago"

    How pathetic is our situation? Every time I think of it as the bottom,there is a new low next month? It's just a never ending tale.



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  • akkakarla
    09-01 04:45 PM
    Then, I am unlucky then...Can you check your message please...i got interviewed in 10/2005 in Boston and once again in July 2008. They mentioned it is pending visa number available..





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  • immigrationvoice1
    04-03 06:56 PM
    I am a 2nd july ead filer and my ead expires in month of october 08 i have heard that we have to file 4 months before ,do i have to file 4 months before 2nd july or 4 months before expiry of my 1st EAd which is october 08.
    please advice

    thanks
    gcwant

    120 days (maximum) from the date of expiry of your EAD. The same applies for AP, if I am not wrong.



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  • rpat1968
    09-20 12:14 AM
    I got a response for the SR made through Infopass saying that there is lot of work load in NSC so there have extended the processing of my I-485. IN the SR we have asked about the incorrect EB classification and wanted to know the current EB category. This shows that SR responses are most of the times useless. I made a infopass appointment (3rd visit in 1 week) and was indeed able to find that USCIS screwed up my EB classification. Now I am trying all avenues to get this corrected. Because of USCIS's mistake I Lost multiple approval opportunities in last 2 years went dates became current for EB2.

    My I-140 clearly shows that it's approved in Eb2 adv Degrees or Exceptional ability category. My lawyer and Employer both have agreed that USCIS has made mistake. in Infopass they created an SR last week with regards to this and there is no response.





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  • kirupa
    09-11 10:31 PM
    Hmm interesting! I am completely swamped with other tasks right now, but I'll *try* to look at in greater detail shortly :)





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  • wellwishergc
    07-11 12:27 PM
    ^^^^^^





    krishnam70
    08-14 12:30 PM
    This is also what I have understood on doing some research; there also was a similar thread here "H1 Status After Using EAD" where people seem to say the same.

    That is, once you start using EAD you loose your H1 status. If you want to get back on H1 (before the decision on 485) then your company has to extend your H1 in which case you will have to give up your part time job.

    Things get bad if your 485 is denied while you are on EAD then your company may be able to extend your H1, but you will have to go out of country and return once the H1 extension is approved.

    There was a thread on IP some time ago on this.

    One of the rules of H1 is you should be working fulltime ( if your LCA says so) so you still need to fulfill those requirements. While as far as EAD is concerned you can use AC21 only if you have worked for the employer with whom you filed your GC for atleast 180 days right? So how would you be on H1 and work for one employer and then also work on EAD for another employer at same time?

    The interpretation is probably only for the status validity as far as i can think.. You can be in both the statuses at any given time but use only one status for your work. Also i read in one of the bulletins/posts that at the POE the IO will always look to see if your underlying H1 has valid period and if you have a stamp and then use that one over the AP to allow you in to the country.

    Please check with proper source before you embark on this path to avoid any future problems





    minimalist
    09-16 04:34 PM
    about so much uproar and fighting about not letting illegal immigrants have healthcare.
    Dems even explicitly stated in the bill that no illegals will be eligible for the benefit.
    They must be laughing inside because after the CIR, there will be not many illegals left.

    Anyway just an observation.

    Immigration Reform will follow 'Health Care' Bill. But the real hurdle for 'Health Care reform' is inclusion of Illegal Immigrants in the bill. No one can dare say that loud that they want to 'include' illegal immigrants because that will hurt any chances of passing the Health Care bill.

    So, if they start the CIR discussions out in the public, the 'illegal immigrants' turning into 'legal' and hence eligible for 'health care' issue will be the highlight of ALL NEWS channels. That will do damage to health care. I'm sure unless & until health care reform is through, they can't get any details of CIR out to public.( I'm sure CIR includes Amnesty at the least )

    That said, 'Donkeys' are bound to loose in next year mid-term if Obama does not live up to their pre-poll promises. Remember, Hispanics & other minorities are the edge for 'Donkeys' while some independents can weigh in either ways.

    So, bottom line is CIR will pass after health care. But, I'll not bet too much on provisions for 'legal immigrants'. Since we are the only dog bone that 'Donkeys' have got to gain any required support for CIR. We need to work hard to get our provisions on the first draft and do everything possible to be included in the final version of the bill.

    My ramblings anyways....



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